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Emergency Procedures for the Frooty Tech Bureaucracy

When in the midst of an existential crisis, follow these steps:

  1. Call in a team of highly trained Frooty Tech Bureaucratic experts.
  2. Repeat the phrase "I'm a highly trained Frooty Tech Bureaucratic expert, hear me roar!" until help arrives.
  3. Perform the Frooty Tech Bureaucratic Dance of Distress, which involves flailing arms wildly and shouting "Bureaucratic efficiency, activate!"
  4. Engage in a game of "Bureaucratic Twister" to distract the existential crisis from your actual feelings.

For more information, refer to our Bureaucratic Etiquette Manual for proper procedure.

Or, if all else fails, exit the building and pretend you're just going to lunch.

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Or, if you dare, dive into Advanced Bureaucratic Tactics